SALANO'S ADDICTION
Wednesday, 22 February 2012
SALANO'S ADDICTION: APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
SALANO'S ADDICTION: APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS: Hello people,so today i came accross something quite funny,then i wondered...does it realy happen?Ok i know the whole application form thin ...
APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
Hello people,so today i came across something quite funny,then i wondered...does it realy happen?Ok i know the whole application form thing doesnt happen in real life but how different or easy is it for a girl to go for a girl's night out compared to guys?....Take a look at this 2 application forms and let me hear it
APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:...........................................
I request permission for a leave of absence from the HIGHEST AUTHORITY in my life for the following period:..........................................................
Time of return (NOT to exceed).............................................
Date:........................ Time of departure: : ...............................................
Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancé/wife retains the right to be pissed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever.
Amount of alcohol allowed (units) Beer...... Wine..... Liquor....... Total......
Locations to be visited ...........................
Females with whom conversation ........................ is permitted
I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree it's not me. I promise to abide by your rules & regulations. I understand that this is going to cost me a fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you on an unlimited shopping spree, should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I promise not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit.
IMPORTANT - STRIPPER CLAUSE: Not withstanding the female contact permitted above, I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of a stripper or exotic dancer. Violation of this Stripper Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of the relationship.
I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half), the above information is correct
Signed - Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband: ............................................
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APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE GIRLS
Name of Girlfriend/Fiancé/Partner/Wife:
I'm going out.
Signed: (me) _____________________________
APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:...........................................
I request permission for a leave of absence from the HIGHEST AUTHORITY in my life for the following period:..........................................................
Time of return (NOT to exceed).............................................
Date:........................ Time of departure: : ...............................................
Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancé/wife retains the right to be pissed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever.
Amount of alcohol allowed (units) Beer...... Wine..... Liquor....... Total......
Locations to be visited ...........................
Females with whom conversation ........................ is permitted
I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree it's not me. I promise to abide by your rules & regulations. I understand that this is going to cost me a fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you on an unlimited shopping spree, should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I promise not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit.
IMPORTANT - STRIPPER CLAUSE: Not withstanding the female contact permitted above, I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of a stripper or exotic dancer. Violation of this Stripper Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of the relationship.
I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half), the above information is correct
Signed - Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband: ............................................
.
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APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE GIRLS
Name of Girlfriend/Fiancé/Partner/Wife:
I'm going out.
Signed: (me) _____________________________
Tuesday, 21 February 2012
SALANO'S ADDICTION: customize your own Desgner Gown: ALITA GRAHAM edit...
SALANO'S ADDICTION: customize your own Desgner Gown: ALITA GRAHAM edit...: So as you all know the Samantha Bridal Wedding fair was last week from Thursday the 16th to Sunday the 19th.Considering i'm a wedding fan-at...
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